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Joined: 07 Apr 2008 Posts: 107 Location: Cab of a 90 Class
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject:
Howsabout one of these two?
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Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 101 Location: Isthmus of Gibraltar
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:02 am Post subject:
OK, so I'd say it's best to stick with an animal, as a costume of such should be easy to stitch together. You do need a costume as any mascot also doubles as a marketing tool. Think appearances at Shopping Malls, Railway Stations, available for hire at children's parties, etc.
Something that will appeal to all; that will knock the stuffing from Humphrey .B. Bear. I've got an image here ... a Bushpig. Right. Name ? .... "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls we present .....
Blotto The Bushpig
To bring the character to life, we enlist someone with a suitable personality to slip into the costume. The task is to go find a gregarious pisspot, with a case of Tourette's Syndrome and the inertia of Andy Capp.
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Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 2532 Location: Belmore, NSW
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:04 am Post subject:
2001 wrote:
The task is to go find a gregarious pisspot, with a case of Tourette's Syndrome and the inertia of Andy Capp.
That's pretty much everyone here. _________________ The idiot who, in railway carriages,
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That is one of the funiest things I've seen today...alternatively it could be 'Blotto the Bear', one similar to the Bundy Bear, but sucking a durry and slurping a tinnie of KB, kids go up for a hug...
Perhaps we need to find Keith the Moravian swearing bear. _________________ I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
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Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 2532 Location: Belmore, NSW
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject:
Cobraking's cat. _________________ The idiot who, in railway carriages,
Scribbles on window-panes,
We only suffer
To ride on a buffer
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Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 1088 Location: about 1km south of EH23.15
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:15 am Post subject:
62 kilos? We'll need two of 'em if we want to represent the average Railbastard _________________ It's Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees - Oils.
Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 855 Location: In a black Trans Am!
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:27 am Post subject:
I would not argue with the guy in the second photo there Filtertron, Andre the Giant from World Champion Wrestling from years back! _________________ Do the letter's F.O. mean anything to you Sheriff!
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Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 2532 Location: Belmore, NSW
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:39 am Post subject:
Somehow, the bloke in the third photo scares me more... _________________ The idiot who, in railway carriages,
Scribbles on window-panes,
We only suffer
To ride on a buffer
In Parliamentary trains
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